glitchinthematrixx:

likeamarshmallow:

illucinations:

when i was a child i used to think teens were grown ups and when i was a teen i thought college students were grown ups and now that im a college student im just like what the hell is a grown up anymore

Now that I’m older than college age I’ve concluded that grown ups are a myth.

Yes.

(Source: cartoonsnc3real, via survivingregeneration)

drtessarosetorres:

laurenurgayisshowing:

caseyanthonyofficial:

Today I was at Olive Garden with my girlfriend and the waitress asked if we wanted more breadsticks and my girlfriend said no

???????????

Break up with her immediately!

That is not wife material and you don’t need people like that in your life. It is okay to rid your life of toxic people. Self care. Love yourself.

(via survivingregeneration)

thorkizilla:

You know what movie I would be okay with RDJ co-starring in, though?

THOR 3.

Give me me Thor: Tony Stark In Asgard, where Literally Everyone Is Taller Than Tony, where Literally Everyone Is Richer Than Tony, where Nobody Appreciates Tony’s Genius Or Snappy Midgardian Culture-Based Witty Remarks.  Where it’s the Thor & Tony are BFFs In Hilarious Ways show.

Give it to me.

(via survivingregeneration)

jsimmonss:

» Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. countdown to season 2 

13 Days - Coulson + favorite moments

Sorry that corner was really dark and I couldn't help myself.

(via survivingregeneration)

(Source: purelypixar, via mvlans)

LIST OF FAVOURITE ANIMATIONS:
Tarzan (1999)

I’ll be the best ape ever!

(via mvlans)

crayonster:

timeturner:

bex-chan:

you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it

The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.

(via my-reality-is-fiction)

skyfallat221b:

WHAT IFSHIELD sent Clint Barton as a SHIELD shadow to monitor Tony Stark instead of Natasha Romanoff? (for loveholic198)

(via my-reality-is-fiction)

doctorwhoatson:

Sherlock and John vs Benedict and Martin

(via my-reality-is-fiction)

africant:

 vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

(via my-reality-is-fiction)